Total Medals Earned: 214 (From 49 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,450 Points
Medals Earned: 12/20 (100/375 points)
Call in some friends for some massive mayhem.
You've got a pretty good basketball shot!
That's a pretty good kick!
Splat! She's flat for real now.
You have mastered the Tao of Darnell.
Like a Samurai Warrior!
Heeeeeeeeeeeere's you!
That there crowbar's fixed her up good!
Give the Shotgun a go!
You have crossed the moral event horizon.
The rarest pokemon in Gensokyo.
Do it like Shotgun Man
Sometimes a change of scenery is nice.
You have mastered all the tools of your trade.
Kill her 50 times.
Insane! That's over a 100 kills!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/205 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 5
Complete level 10
Complete level 15
Complete level 20
Complete level 25
Complete level 30
Medals Earned: 7/12 (250/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Space Shuttle
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Concorde
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 13/16 (75/90 points)
Thanks for purchasing our new OS!
"There's nobody here."
Monkeh, monkeh.
Don't harass me its just a reference!
See your new pet fish!
Ur PC is slow
You don't have one.
Medium Ham is only limited to playing 1 video.
Purchase an item!
He watches...
Keep it clean and sweep up those mines!
Uh oh!
Think, just have a little time to think about some stuff...
RIP Shrek 9/11/01
Medals Earned: 4/6 (35/110 points)
Beat the game
Find all places to take a shit
Find all ways to freshen up
Find all ways to puke
Flawlessly beat the game (all positives, no negatives)
Find all 91 interactions
Medals Earned: 3/6 (40/215 points)
Breaking a glass for the first time
Hide your head for the first time
Rescue all the ostriches in a non tutorial level
Break a reinforced glass with the help of another ostrich
Finish the game
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/155 points)
complete the tutorial.
Complete a Level
Get a 5x combo
Get a 10x combo
Medals Earned: 1/11 (10/500 points)
get three perfect notes in a row
How to open them
Get a perfect combo of at least 15 notes
Get a perfect combo of at least 30 notes
Get a perfect combo of at least 64 notes
Beat the final guy
Beat the boss without using the checkpoint
Beat the game with at least 3 lives left
Get a perfect combo of at least 100 notes
Beat the game without using the checkpoint or taking damage
finish the game with over 95% completion
Medals Earned: 3/5 (160/260 points)
Make 10 cats feel unstressed
Place two cats that get along together
Have a total of 1500 Yarn Balls at once
Have a total of 2000 food at once
Medals Earned: 7/7 (260/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!